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Dominik Schwind

October 01, 2014

September 09, 2014

Retweeted idiot:

Q: Why didn't U2 get paid for performing? A: Because they did it Pro-Bono.

June 02, 2014

May 19, 2014

April 25, 2014

November 27, 2013

October 30, 2013

October 29, 2013

Retweeted idiot:

One off-duty PHP developer, taking on a group of highly-trained criminals. Can he stop a terrorist attack? die();//hard, in cinemas 2014.

October 22, 2013

Retweeted idiot:

Apple Event Drinking Game: For every tweet about Apple in your feed today, take a shot.

October 18, 2013

October 13, 2013

September 24, 2013

September 23, 2013

Retweeted idiot:

“Our redesign is confusing. Should we come up with something easier to use?” “No, let's write some instructions.” slate.com

Retweeted idiot:

Top tip: save money on expensive to-do list apps by using code comments.

September 21, 2013

September 18, 2013

Retweeted idiot:

Drinking game: every time someone posts on Twitter they can't update iOS 7, take a shot.

September 10, 2013

Retweeted idiot:

With the 5C and iOS 7, the iPhone just looks like a ripoff of the Nokia Lumia now.