Dominik Schwind

I still didn’t delete my Google Reader bookmark.

Ugh. ????

“Do you want to use your skills or hire someone?” “Rather my own.” “That’s going to make it complicated.” ????

Tempted to start a tumblr on which I document what kind of stuff I can stick into my beard without it falling down.

“The innocent rarely lurk.” Say what?

I have been using Twitter for eight years now. There has been a lot of stupidity in up to 140 characters at a time.

The temperature dropped about 10 degrees since this morning. I do not approve of this.

Gah. ????

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Not. Again.

“Was er mit den Fotomontagen bezweckte, hat er nicht verraten.”

I’m pretty sure that around 30% of all dissatisfaction with “jobby” jobs is based on the tedious requirement to wear pants all the time.

1/1 Tweetstorms™ are silly.

(Meine Güte.)

"Next time you log in, you’ll notice some changes." (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

“Get a room!” “Okay… does the room have WiFi? Good, good. And wait, what, I have to take her with me? So… uh, I have to share my WiFi?”

“Look at me, I am so much better than you! I will mention that bad things happen in the world while you stupid brutes laugh about a logo!”

Did anyone make a Spotify playlist of all Weird Al polkas or do I have to do it?

I am pretty sure I just saw @danbenjamin scratching his behind. dropcam.com/p/5by5

I’m not too sure if Germany really needs a “Rommel Airport” - even if it’s some other Rommel.