There is a annoying lack of cookies in my life right now.
July 27, 2014
So… fly over Iraq? pri.org/stories/2014-0… (And why not Iran?)
A low-flying black helicopter. Aliens landing somewhere nearby?
July 26, 2014
“Most dinosaurs had feathers.” Can we just agree to call them huge-ass scary birds?
“Why don’t you go to your room and do your blog or whatever it is you kids do?”
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No, I did not go get groceries while being hungry. That would be stupid.
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July 25, 2014
“The next time I shoot you, it won’t be digitally. … … Unless I shoot you in the finger, then we’ll have a big laugh about it.”
Implemented @teymur ’s drinking lifehack and got a huge beer glass for my water needs. Hydration! I improved it by buying beer as well.
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Pondering my lunch options.
“Please note that I am not responsible for any assumptions you make about this website.”
Someone should build a Chrome extension that runs on domain registration sites and just pops up a dialog box: “Do you really need one more?”
July 24, 2014
Outta beer, outta here.
So apparently the Twitter archive does not have the correct timestamps for very old tweets anymore. Hrrm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
July 23, 2014
(Also ich musste lachen.)
Hafer gonna hafe.