“102 Sweet Dreams”
January 07, 2015
“He drives a grey Mercedes, he must be trustworthy.” …?
Jurassic Parks and Recreation youtu.be/pyuGyq22Ris
“How Millennial Are You?” pewresearch.org/quiz/how-mille…
My career as a copywriter will never really take off.
Ugh.
January 06, 2015
“Stop hashtagging and dance!”
I’m watching something like a road movie on Twitter.
January 05, 2015
“I’m not a child, I don’t need a bubble bath.”
“Look at us. Just three people with pants on, having a normal conversation.”
“You’re my oldest friend… and I also know you the longest.”
I feel old.
“Hihihi, that guy over there with the beard, I just swiped him left on Tinder yesterday.” I CAN HEAR YOU! 😒
The day before Epiphany I had two epiphanies. Who’d have thought.
Daran glaube ich auch nicht mehr.
4pm! 🍻
I’m pretty sure I just found my next car. 40.media.tumblr.com/0a26efc6cb9f30…
😣😖😤😡💢
“Manchmal bist Du so langsam, dass man meinen könnte, Deine norddeutschen Internetfreunde hätten Recht, wenn sie Dich Schweizer nennen.”
Is it too early for lunch?