Will we ever know what the nurse in Ferris Buellerâs Day Off likes to do?
January 09, 2015
I guess packing a bag and vanishing into the night is out of question?
âItâs a wonderful morning to be preoccupied by the meaningless of existence.â
Sigh.
Now THIS is a fancy shirt. betabrand.com/poo-emoji-buttâŠ
Hrrm.
January 08, 2015
Iâm having parmigiano sticks with a mustard-mayonnaise dip and I regret NOTHING.
âReaction Gifs might be a bit too specificâŠâ
Nerd status: explaining questionable life choices with terms borrowed from orbital mechanics.
Oh noez. jezebel.com/study-men-who-âŠ
âThatâs the coolest youâve ever been⊠not necessarily a compliment.â
âUnusual Behaviorâ variety.com/2015/film/newsâŠ
MörĂ« ĂŒmlĂ€ĂŒts! \m/
âHello, my name is Dominik, my hobby is âreaction gifsâ and Iâm looking for a woman who knows how to use hashtags for comedic purposes.â
Look at me! Mr Productive! A second email! media.giphy.com/media/1229mlttâŠ
I managed to write an email that doesnât sound like it comes from a total idiot. Now where is my parade?
âEating fast food may lead to lower student test scores in math, science and reading.â reuters.com/article/2014/1âŠ
January 07, 2015
Morgen erstmal zu H&M. metal.de/thrash-metal/nâŠ
Someone remembered the Rigger Blackbook: instagram.com/p/xkNcBdHDtD/
âThis job has certain after-hour requirements.â âSo does my wife.â