Retweeted MrJamesMay:
I still think 'Nigel' was a better name. facebook.com/thegrandtour
May 11, 2016
March 17, 2015
Retweeted MrJamesMay:
Today is St Patrick's Day. For those who don't know, he's the patron saint of pretending to be Irish. (No offence to real ones)
March 11, 2015
Retweeted MrJamesMay:
Save Clarkson? Save empty cardboard boxes and off-cuts of string. They're far more useful.
May 28, 2014
Retweeted MrJamesMay:
The Google car is like a go-anywhere Heathrow T5 Podulator, and must ipso facto be brilliant.
November 16, 2013
In Reply to MrJamesMay:
@MrJamesMay vacuum. Leaf blower.
August 19, 2013
Retweeted MrJamesMay:
Cooking suddenly strikes me as a bit pointless. I wouldn't try to make my own computer. #Restaurants
January 16, 2013
Retweeted JeremyClarkson:
@MrJamesMay @thehamsterscage Do you realise that this time next week, we will be recording the first show?
November 30, 2012
Retweeted MrJamesMay:
My mate cured himself of saying 'basically' too much by always following it with 'penis'. It worked. 'Basically, penis, I'm in a meeting.'
August 09, 2012
In Reply to ianperry34:
@ianperry34 @thehamsterscage @MrJamesMay it’s five if you count the scallions.
May 30, 2012
Retweeted MrJamesMay:
Fluff is always being generated, yet the volume of fluff in the world seems to be a constant. Is there fluff entropy? #greatpubdebates