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October 23, 2013
September 13, 2013
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New Shanghai club drug is called "Happy Water", costs 2000 RMB per vial, has Porsche logo on 1 side & swastika on other cc @AuthenticWmGibs
August 15, 2013
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Space tourism hipsters ruin everything, these hats are appalling.
November 02, 2012
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Yukon bear infected with virus inducing fractal synaptic folding, is held hostage by NYSE. Japanese architect masturbates on a prewar Nikon.