“ A cell phone is basically a constant reminder that you are being rejected.” @azizansari on reddit: reddit.com/r/modernromant…
March 04, 2014
Retweeted azizansari:
For the first time in my entire life, I am "buying" Microsoft Word. And this is what happens. Stealing was much more user friendly.
Retweeted azizansari:
Ordered Microsoft Word online. Will take "4-6 hours" to process before I can download. Why? How?
June 25, 2013
Retweeted azizansari:
If I was in the NSA, I'd be looking up random people all the time. Every 10 minutes I'd be like, I wonder what Ja Rule is up to?
October 22, 2012
Retweeted azizansari:
Me watching Homeland yesterday: "Homeland... HOMELAND!! NO, NO, NO!! HOMELAND HOW ARE YO--- OH SHIT! IT'S JUST EPISODE 4 HOMELAND! FUCK!!!"
August 27, 2012
Retweeted azizansari:
Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.
March 20, 2012
So tempted to watch the @azizansari special now. But it's after midnight and I have to get up in a few hours again. ????
Retweeted azizansari:
@jahrasta311 I hope 4 hippopotamus' force you to blow them & they all cum on your face simultaneously & you choke on hippo cum & die.
Oh, cool: @azizansari is doing the same as Louis CK. azizansari.com Once again: does not even need a minute of pondering.
November 20, 2011
In Reply to azizansari:
@azizansari I could have used that information a year ago.
March 24, 2011
Retweeted azizansari:
Parks and Rec is brand new tonight at 930 on NBC. It's a camping episode. And if that's not enough: #DJRoombaCameo.