Retweeted mattstew_art:
Having a superpower would be like driving a ute/truck, fun at first but soon everyone would be asking favours: "Wow, you have super strength? My neighbour's niece could really use those muscles to move house this weekend"
November 30, 2021
June 25, 2020
In Reply to AFP:
@AFP @mattstew_art primates. So many primates: twitter.com/AFP/status/127…
VIDEO: Humans try to take back Thai city from monkeys Residents barricaded indoors, rival gang fights and no-go zones for humans. Welcome to Lopburi, an ancient Thai city overrun by monkeys super-charged on junk food, whose population is growing out of control https://t.co/y8YJZMnlKH
March 28, 2020
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March 27, 2020
Retweeted mattstew_art:
When I was a kid I was scared that monsters might get me. Now I'm more worried they won't "get me", know what I mean? I'M A COMPLEX PERSON WITH NEEDS AND DESIRES MR BOOGEYMAN
January 29, 2020
Retweeted mattstew_art:
I never feel like a bigger failure than when I am stopped at a traffic light and it still hasn't turned from yellow to red
August 12, 2019
Retweeted mattstew_art:
Nostalgia was better when I was a kid