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Dominik Schwind

March 28, 2022

Retweeted brucel:

Talking of film stars whose works I have never seen, apparently Vin Diesel only eat 2 meals a day: breakfast and breakfurious

March 23, 2022

December 26, 2021

December 16, 2021

October 08, 2021

September 07, 2021

August 31, 2021

Retweeted brucel:

If undertakers simply tied a corpse's shoelaces together before burial, the zombie apocalypse could be very easily averted.

February 10, 2021

Retweeted brucel:

Has anyone else noticed that during the pandemic, many of their clothing's waistbands have shrunk? I worried it's another symptom.

February 05, 2021

February 04, 2021

Retweeted brucel:

It's not often I quote the Daily Star, but ""Don't use social media if you're a moron" is pretty good advice.

January 14, 2021

December 09, 2020

December 04, 2020

Retweeted brucel:

Yawn, someone who doesn't understand CSS hates CSS. I don't understand golf or Swahili. Therefore, of course, they are both shit and should be immediately be replaced by something I do understand.

December 02, 2020

November 30, 2020

Retweeted brucel:

I’m so fuckin’ full-stack it’s physically uncomfortable to put on tight trousers.

November 25, 2020

November 06, 2020

October 31, 2020

Retweeted brucel:

I remember when I cooked dinner for Sean Connery. "Do you like herbs?" I asked him. "Yes, but only partially".

October 27, 2020