Retweeted mrgan:
Both the 140-character limit and the new 280 are arbitrary; it would've been better to pick an objective number, like 420 or 69
September 27, 2017
March 29, 2017
Retweeted mrgan:
oh cool, looks like Norton Commander is adding stories
March 28, 2016
Retweeted mrgan:
Instagram today
March 13, 2013
Retweeted mrgan:
"Smilestone": the first point in the development of a project that elicits the response "that's awesome!"
July 08, 2012
Retweeted mrgan:
Man, I will take cha manao (Thai ice tea with lime) over cha yen (Thai ice tea with milk) any damn day. Real talk.
June 26, 2012
Retweeted mrgan:
I see dumb oneliners have migrated from T-shirts to Instagram "photos", where they get thousands of likes. Nice going, culture.
May 26, 2012
Retweeted mrgan:
Jack off all trades, masturbate none.
April 09, 2012
In Reply to PatC:
@PatC @mrgan you can pay for premium themes and such. But yes, something more would make me feel safer, too.
April 01, 2012
In Reply to mrgan:
@mrgan sounds like the best movie ever made. Musicians.
March 21, 2012
Retweeted mrgan:
Oh my god, the medical term for a runny nose is "rhinorrhea".
February 07, 2012
Retweeted mrgan:
The Nexus One can't officially run Android creampie or whatever, can it?
February 05, 2012
Retweeted mrgan:
This is found towards the end of an article on Europe's record snowfall which had cut off cities and killed hundreds:
January 06, 2012
Good bye, white noise. Hello Portal 2 soundtrack! thinkwithportals.com/music.php (Thanks @mrgan )
January 04, 2012
Retweeted mrgan:
Please don't reply telling me what kind of anal goo a "Romney" is.
December 26, 2011
Retweeted mrgan:
Pro tip: 99+% of people who tweet whines about not getting iPads/iPhones/cars for Christmas are all in fact making the same joke.
December 21, 2011
Retweeted anildash:
@mrgan JQUERY JIHADI
December 10, 2011
Retweeted mrgan:
New new twitter has an average App Store rating of 2.0, from 1,600 ratings… Something for Twitter to "discover".
November 02, 2011
Retweeted mrgan:
Thanks to Yahoo! Livestand and similar "iPad magazines", paginated articles on a website seem like a fantastic user experience.
September 15, 2011
Retweeted mrgan:
This likely means nothing: the title of my generation's defining video game started with "super"; for today's kids, the word is "angry".
July 16, 2011
Retweeted mrgan:
I can't believe it's 2011 and Portland police still have Sarah Jessica Parker-mounted officers.