Retweeted dwiskus:
I just got to try Nutella for the first time. This is the happiest day of my life, you guys.
March 27, 2014
March 11, 2014
In Reply to dwiskus:
@dwiskus @marcoarment and it’s harder to calculate when it comes to weight distribution in a plane.
Retweeted dwiskus:
Checked bags should be free. Carry-on is what wastes everyone’s time; charge for that.
November 20, 2013
In Reply to dwiskus:
@dwiskus honestly, it made me twitch.
November 14, 2013
Retweeted dwiskus:
When I heard I’d get to be a pirate in the new Assassin’s Creed, I thought they meant like downloading movies. Not this boring boat shit.
October 22, 2013
Retweeted dwiskus:
We’re proud to announce that Phil Schiller is now free, and available today.
September 18, 2013
Retweeted dwiskus:
We're all counting on you, social media experts!
April 20, 2013
In Reply to dwiskus:
@dwiskus yeah, do it without the lady. Then you won’t feel compelled to move back when it doesn’t work out.
April 18, 2013
In Reply to dwiskus:
@dwiskus so it’s finally out of renovation! Time for the next Amsterdam trip.
March 31, 2013
Retweeted dwiskus:
That a rabbit delivers baskets full of colored eggs is only the second craziest thing people tell their children today.
March 27, 2013
In Reply to dwiskus:
@dwiskus but are your mountains soul?
October 23, 2011
Retweeted dwiskus:
I always follow instructions very literally, which is why I assemble Ikea furniture smiling and naked.