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Dominik Schwind

July 09, 2022

December 01, 2020

October 08, 2020

September 23, 2020

September 05, 2020

Retweeted KenJennings:

You have a bunch of friends you haven’t seen in so long that, next time you see them, they will look noticeably and abruptly older. The way babies do.

August 05, 2020

September 21, 2019

Retweeted KenJennings:

Spielberg is ok but if I directed Jurassic Park, it would end with everyone escaping the island and the ruined sign behind them now says “Ass Park”

August 16, 2019

May 30, 2018

May 13, 2018

August 20, 2013

Retweeted KenJennings:

So sad to think of all those bright-eyed young Reaganites who had no idea they'd someday have to side with either the Russians or the gays.

June 21, 2013

April 08, 2012

Retweeted KenJennings:

At least the Trayvon Martin case has sparked an important national conversation on whether it's ok to gun down unarmed kids.