Retweeted simonpegg:
To be fair to Ikea, they didn't ever specify exactly what meat was in their balls and we didn't ask. I mean meatballs, how vague is that?
February 26, 2013
July 08, 2012
Retweeted simonpegg:
I AM in a fucking helicopter you horde of plums. I was taking about sky traffic. We've got air jam here. Gonna ditch her and hoof it.
Retweeted simonpegg:
Traffic to get into the F1 is F horrendous.
March 18, 2012
Retweeted simonpegg:
That was straight out brag, you can stick your humble right up your fucking arse. :)
February 21, 2012
Retweeted simonpegg:
Seeing Yoda advertise vodaphone is like seeing a picture of my grandmother in a phone box, advertising cut price blow jobs.
December 25, 2011
Retweeted simonpegg:
It's not that Joseph wasn't annoyed about the immaculate conception, it's just that God was on Mary's freebie list, so he couldn't complain.
June 24, 2011
Retweeted simonpegg:
Do you remember when the Internet used to shut just after 11pm and open at 6am? What did we do all night? #simplertimes
June 01, 2011
Retweeted simonpegg:
It strikes me that misogyny is the result of men resenting the fact the they are powerless against women in every way but brute force.
May 17, 2011
Retweeted simonpegg:
I've decided not to tweet for two weeks to raise awareness of the importance of lowering awareness of oneself in the social media universe.
December 25, 2010
Twitter thinks I'm similar to @simonpegg @stewart @sarahksilverman and @elizadushku - uh… what?
November 14, 2010
Retweeted simonpegg:
Heikke just stopped by for a six second latte and a few drags on a John Player Special for old time's sake. http://twitpic.com/36tnd2 #F1
November 09, 2010
Retweeted simonpegg:
My BSG call sign would be 'Coffee Bean' due to my viper piloting skills being arguably better than Starbuck's.
February 13, 2010
Retweeted simonpegg:
Are you an advertising creative? Have you ever stolen an idea from someone else and passed it off as your own? Congrats on being a scumbag!