In Reply to zefrank:
@zefrank "nothing"
May 24, 2014
April 25, 2014
Retweeted zefrank:
I doubt a single pony has wished for a small child.
February 26, 2014
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@zefrank why are you saying bad things about all my elderly relatives?
February 24, 2014
Retweeted zefrank:
Let me explain. For some of us, it is hard to hear "I love you" - because to us, it suggests you don't know us as well as we'd hoped.
February 11, 2014
Retweeted zefrank:
i consider a box of tissues to be quite stoic in their stillness. considering what happens next.
November 11, 2013
Retweeted zefrank:
guys!!! it's Monday!!! OMG fun!!! remember last week?? just like that. just like that. just f#$king like that.
March 30, 2013
Retweeted zefrank:
Dear tongue, while I appreciate your love of spicy food, please remember your choices impact all of us. Sincerely, anus.
March 22, 2013
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holy shit. coffee tastes like heaven farted.
August 26, 2012
Retweeted zefrank:
youtube.com/watch?v=cQcweQ… :: angybabyangrybaby
June 27, 2012
Retweeted zefrank:
come on people!!!! we are going streaking!
June 12, 2012
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as always david thorne is a genius :: indiegogo.com/27bslash6cats
February 27, 2012
Retweeted waxpancake:
STOP THE PRESSES: @zefrank is bringing back The Show! kickstarter.com/projects/zefra…
December 30, 2011
Retweeted zefrank:
dear universe. please make it easier next year. all of it.
September 20, 2011
Retweeted zefrank:
if i got bit and became a werewolf right now, would i be a chubby, out-of-shape werewolf in a torn hipster t-shirt?
August 20, 2011
In Reply to zefrank:
@zefrank actually below the right one. magic!
June 30, 2011
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let's all call each other dicks. just for a day. take the edge off a bit.
December 01, 2010
Retweeted zefrank:
dear Germany, please tell me a joke.
January 18, 2010
Retweeted zefrank:
wow. that is disturbing disturbing :: http://bit.ly/7IEXUF :: small children reenact "Jersey Shore" :: (via @stelladora)
September 12, 2009
In Reply to zefrank:
@zefrank: Don't mention it.