Retweeted tapbot_paul:
Helping oldest with homework. Me: Go download Calcbot, you can put in the parenthesis just like the problem. Him: Oh cool, is it free? #FML
November 07, 2014
October 17, 2011
Retweeted bikinifetish:
I hate taking a shit at work. You know how mortifying it is to hear from your boss that your shit is too hard and won't flush? #FML #TMI
October 02, 2011
"So, how did you spend this wonderful sunny autumn sunday?" - "Plumbing." (This calls for the #FML hashtag.)