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"Hi, I'm Doctor Leo Spaceman and I endorse ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ…"
March 09, 2015
February 14, 2015
Retweeted tomcoates:
So much fatalism, cynicism and despondency in my feed at the moment, particularly from British friends. Where's the excitement, guys?!
January 24, 2015
Retweeted tomcoates:
United by a fear of anyone under thirty...
Retweeted tomcoates:
People who were ten years older than you when you were fifteen are basically your peers when you're forty.
January 04, 2015
The revolution can’t come soon enough. piercepenniless.tumblr.com/post/107101499… /via @tomcoates
January 02, 2015
In Reply to tomcoates:
@tomcoates that’s perfectly normal and I have it, too.
December 28, 2014
In Reply to tomcoates:
@tomcoates yeah, that was weird.
December 19, 2014
Retweeted tomcoates:
The phrase "less romantic comedies" is precisely why it's good to know the difference between countable and uncountable nouns #teamfewer
December 02, 2014
Retweeted tomcoates:
@tomcoates … then you'd probably want to be pretty good at it …
Retweeted tomcoates:
I think of grammar a bit like dancing - if you're having fun it's all good. But if you're forced to do it in front of other people…
November 11, 2014
In Reply to tomcoates:
@tomcoates NV Alt maybe-ish. It's a notetaking app with markdown that can interlink documents.
September 09, 2014
Retweeted tomcoates:
The advert makes clear what I suspected - the Apple Watch is for Republicans!
Retweeted tomcoates:
"I'm a very quiet lady" "I'm also a very quiet lady" "Would you like to use my wallop?" "Yes, thanks very much awfully." "Quietly" "Okay…"
Retweeted tomcoates:
The motion got so slow there for a moment that the entire stream just stopped.
September 05, 2014
Retweeted tomcoates:
People who call you up because it would be faster than to communicate via e-mail. 98% of the time they're wrong. Also I mostly hate you.
August 23, 2014
Retweeted tomcoates:
"At the time, no one knew the differential cooling of a bucket of ice water on the brain would turn the celebrities into homicidal maniacs"
June 19, 2014
In Reply to tomcoates:
@tomcoates 1.) Yes. 2.) Probably not.
June 06, 2014
Retweeted tomcoates:
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June 02, 2014
In Reply to tomcoates:
@tomcoates you are the three percent!
In Reply to tomcoates:
@tomcoates it’s not even Coldplay. It’s a Coldplay-knockoff.