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Dominik Schwind

January 10, 2014

December 20, 2013

November 18, 2013

October 18, 2013

October 11, 2013

Retweeted revdancatt:

Whenever I see tweets looking to hire an “SEO specialist” I always wonder why they don’t just google for someone.

October 08, 2013

October 04, 2013

September 10, 2013

September 06, 2013

Retweeted revdancatt:

Get to nod at other men with long beards in the street now. I’m like totally in secret* Beard Club gang. *not particularly secret.

August 22, 2013

August 21, 2013

August 19, 2013

July 10, 2013

Retweeted revdancatt:

AAAA++++ top seller, would buy from again, but realistically probably only in the next 6 or so years.

Retweeted revdancatt:

Strand of ebay sellers hair in package, sending to DNA lab to find out what they’re most likely to die of, will let them know in feedback.

April 17, 2013

Retweeted revdancatt:

When I see “Thatcher funeral: thousands line streets to witness final journey…” my 1st thought is “…just to make absolutely sure.”

April 04, 2013

Retweeted revdancatt:

“Save us, save us! Oh & can you drop this package of at the bakers, I can’t be arsed to leave this house, I’ll give you 2g” fucking NPCs.

April 03, 2013

Retweeted revdancatt:

I am unsure of how I’m supposed to modify my twitter avatar in response to North Korea and prevent WWIII