Dominik Schwind

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Google is the middle-aged doofus—dying to feel alive. Google+ is the vapid tart on whom he'll blow it all. His new Ferrari? Drives itself.

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@hotdogsladies not as much as David Hasselhoff, but yes, we do. All of us. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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What @hotdogsladies said. #flickr

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The Corollary: I'm pretty confident that most everything I really DON'T like about Flickr has very little to do with the actual Flickr team.

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"What you tolerate becomes your job." —Aaron Hillegass

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"8 Essential Bacon Hacks." Thank heaven for the lucid editorial mind that just KNEW which of the many bacon hacks weren't truly essential.

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Turns out, you can make a random observation sound insightful by preceding it with, "Turns out."

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SEO: An industry based on yelling "NEW JERSEY!"—then hoping someone mistakes you for Bruce Springsteen. For a second.

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Also? Let's not be reductive. Like Kierkegaard, I do NOT see this as an all-or-nothing proposition. Life CAN be about bitches *OR* money.

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There's a certain tenderness to watching a pear-shaped German tourist order chili fries for his tranny hooker. Love has no Berlitz.

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Say what you will about the TSA. I'm just grateful that airports can provide such a harmless distraction for the Orc-people.

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"Sometimes, you gotta fart before you poop," I told my pal—unintentionally summarizing the creative process. Jesus, pooping is instructive.

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Further evidence the decision-makers at Yahoo! could fuck up a wet dream. (Then, force their employees to sleep on the wet spot.)

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If you own a '93 Civic Vx, PLEASE get a spoiler. I've seen too many Chinese boys with weird haircuts literally fly away in these…monsters.

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Jimmy Wales goes into a bar and says, "Have you seen my personal appeal?" and the bartender says, "Personally, I've never seen your appeal."

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The thing I wrote was "good, but way too long," eh? I assume that's the same issue your Mom was mumbling about.

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_Marie Claire_ declares "Pretty is Back!" That's right, normal-looking ladies—your heinous reign of terror is OVER.

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If the Germans don't already have a word for "unchecked lust for incremental improvements to crap you don't need," I suggest, "Gadgetblög."

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Wikipedia currently has 14,000,000 articles, 85,000 active contributors, and a forgetful donation banner I want to burn with very hot fire.

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"RAW." The photo technology that makes you wish you'd moisturized.