Dominik Schwind

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These presentations increasingly just make me feel ashamed about the dearth of interesting extremity in my life.

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You should probably listen to this song a couple times a year. Just to stay loose. youtube.com/watch?v=ptfZ3I…

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Local burglar blames revenue shortfall on industry-hostile doors. nytimes.com/2022/02/03/bus…

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On Fridays, I like to tell people, “Have a great weekend!” In addition to being a friendly, inoffensive gesture, it lets me show off that I often know which day of the week it is.

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To paraphrase an old joke, a lot of Twitter is someone picking up a dog turd and exclaiming, "Look what I almost stepped in!"

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@hotdogsladies wow

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have any sense I'll delete this in a minute, but I gotta know…

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Everyone is so scared and angry and disillusioned and exhausted right now. So, I feel like if we can just tear each other apart a *little bit* more, we'll really start seeing some positive changes.

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@hotdogsladies let’s be honest here: the best way is to watch the video first and listen to the audio podcast a day later. It helps with the details.

In Reply to agiletortoise:

@agiletortoise @hotdogsladies because I follow the two of you I now have a new obsession. Wow. What a series. Thanks!

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Related: a site that shames its readers for blocking ads feels like a mall that repeatedly reminds you that pickpockets have families too.

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Christmas Eve Twitter feels like the raw and ill-advised Twitter of 2007, and I am, as the youths say, here for it. Hang in there, everybody. Your editorial voice of ironic distance will return soon enough, but please know that your harrowing existential shriek is appreciated.

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Just so I REALLY understand here: You're saying that this is some kind of a game that is played using video? Am I getting that right?

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So…a video game is a game that one plays with video? Hm. Interesting. I *think* I get it, but could I get eight or nine more demos, please?

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Here’s a project for the weekend. When you see a tweet with hashtags, read it aloud, and say the hashtags a little louder while making Chris Farley air quotes. Please actually do this out loud. Please. It’s amazing, it feels great, and now hashtags finally make sense to me.

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If a movie can retroactively ruin your childhood, maybe consider how well your adulthood is going.

In Reply to TimOfLegend:

@TimOfLegend @hotdogsladies I'm not sure if it still happens these days but we used to play this regularly in kindergarten. (Late 80s)

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"Steely Dan…Box Set."

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@hotdogsladies Did you see Jonathan Groff’s podcast musical? twoupproductions.com/shows/36questi…