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Dominik Schwind

December 08, 2017

Retweeted hotdogsladies:

Kinda wish every conspiracy theorist got to spend a week project-managing an enterprise migration to single sign-on.

September 06, 2017

August 09, 2017

August 01, 2017

Retweeted hotdogsladies:

The web makes more sense if you assume everybody's alone, drunk, and a little heavier than they'd like.

June 05, 2017

January 30, 2017

December 05, 2016

October 30, 2016

October 25, 2016

Retweeted hotdogsladies:

A primary performance characteristic of middle-age is being genuinely suspicious of anyone who doesn't share your specific neurotic terror.

October 12, 2016

September 19, 2016

Retweeted hotdogsladies:

I say: "No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all." They hear: "I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."

September 14, 2016

February 22, 2016

February 03, 2016

January 04, 2016

December 29, 2015

Retweeted hotdogsladies:

What Daisy Ridley made for starring in The Force Awakens cost less than buying ONE TV ad for the movie. I've got a bad feeling about this.

December 15, 2015

December 02, 2015

November 02, 2015