Oh, @aral is still speaking. He wants to grow trees. I wonder if those trees will have phones as fruit? #rp15
May 05, 2015
Uff.
May 04, 2015
“Nudity is only nipples?” Send help.
And I thought it was because of me. twitter.com/china/status/5…
May 03, 2015
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Molotov (13), 3BallMTY (13) & Moby (2) twky.in/1BnWRib
The lady at the ice cream store looks like Aya Sato and a bit out of place.
May 02, 2015
I’m going to mute #talkpay now, it’s too depressing.
Ich hatte mir diese Hacker anders vorgestellt.
Dank seniler Bettflucht rausgefunden, wo sich Fuchs und Hase “Gute Nacht” sagen.
May 01, 2015
I don’t understand why the communist party of Palestine is selling Mineral Water(tm) at this May Day festival.
“Ich geh auf die Toilette, nehme ‘ne Tablette.“ Neue Lieblingsrapper gefunden.
“We landed so early, Berlin is not ready for us.” #SXF delivers again.
April 30, 2015
37, apparently. 👴 how-old.net
Were you listening to The Dude's story, Donny?
“Mr. Byttow’s once-prized red Ferrari is also gone, a person with knowledge of the matter said.”
April 29, 2015
(wtf, why is Swarm suddenly tweeting?)
April 28, 2015
Apparently most electronics are not made to be sitting outside in the rain for two days. WHO KNEW.
That first paragraph of Today in Tabs. fastcompany.com/3045497/today-…
April 27, 2015
“I Fink U Literally Freeky” #LiterallyRuinASong
April 26, 2015
“Daisy Johnson? Uh.”