It’s my number one life goal. twitter.com/aIIegoricaI/st…
Normalise sitting outside the café all day and not really doing anything https://t.co/vEwdEM1VLA
November 22, 2021
I’m really good at messing up my sleep pattern.
November 16, 2021
Please ignore this. 🥸 #test @lostfocus
If you're a developer who publishes technical articles on Medium: why do you do this? Who hurt you?
November 15, 2021
Do you have a deadline for the last coffee of the day?
November 13, 2021
Might be time for a nap.
November 12, 2021
So… Google Cloud europe-west1 is just broken right now, right?
November 10, 2021
Interesting and very weird bug: I can't call the @dropboxapi using curl on PHP8 in a Docker container on an ARM Mac. Works fine on an Intel Mac. Works fine with a different host. The process just stops running on `curl_exec` without any output.
I do what now? twitter.com/BainesOnToast9…
I see all the da’s are fuming cause Dom looks better in a skirt than their misses does
November 09, 2021
"Oh, that code is clever." usually just means "Oh, that code has really hard to find bugs and is a pain to maintain."
November 07, 2021
It is Saturday afternoon. You are near Ikea. You have no idea how you got here. accumulationofthings.com/twine/saturday…
November 03, 2021
Once again I realize that with most tasks I can do on a computer it is me who is too slow and not the machine.
I’ve installed Tweet Shelf because people said it’s a good Nuzzle replacement. So far it shows me a link to a Sanrio store as top result, which tells me I follow the right kind of people.
October 31, 2021
It’s easy to forget when building a website: the moment you use emoji it will look crap on Windows computers.
October 28, 2021
Time to order a new computer. raspberrypi.com/products/raspb…
October 26, 2021
"If you really want a honk, pull the imaginary lever."
I like how more and more out-of-office autoreplies these days are: "Your mail won't be forwarded or read and you sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 25, 2021
I really still want to see the Bond movie that this teaser promised we'd get: youtube.com/watch?v=NQkO0S…
October 24, 2021
Woohoo, Sunday evening. Time for some good old-fashioned revenge bedtime procrastination!
October 20, 2021
“Sorry, I’m late to the meeting - I had to update the firmware of my coffee mug.”