Dominik Schwind

"Ich bin eine Knackwurst" said @mrc

Inside, I'm dancing. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8dhjj

ARhrrr! http://bit.ly/yTog8

How long is it going to take until Encyclopedia Dramatica or 4chan will be censored in Germany? http://twtpoll.com/y7xedq #twtpoll

"As noted by others, Iranian women are very beautiful." Thanks, internet.

Motorcycle cop in front of me is so fat, he looks like a pea in his green jumpsuit.

Given the fact that I couldn't sleep until 2:30, I expect to be very zombie-like today.

Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.

Oh, is BoingBoing already blocked? #zensursula

May the persons who keeps subscribing to newsletters with my email address rot in hell. Same for people who offer single-opt-in newsletters.

For all my english-speaking folks here on twitter - some information about the net censorship in Germany: http://bit.ly/gH4U1

Palimpalim, eine Flasche Stau, bitte.

I seem to rank quite well for "annoying douchebag" on Bing.

For a short moment I thought @kinggeorge11 is going to punch @dreamseer

Somehow my loony bun is not so fine today.

And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell!

I can't brain today ... http://bit.ly/N9tH4 awesome. :)

Why do people just don't understand that I don't like using the phone?

I am in Düsseldorf, Germany

Now that was.. special.