FML (Do people still say FML?)
April 18, 2016
April 15, 2016
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April 14, 2016
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Eigentlich wollte ich was anderes twittern, aber dann hat ein Blick in die Snapchat-Story von @dominik mein Gehirn gelöscht.
April 13, 2016
âWindows was the first major OS to support the middle finger emoji.â Gnihihihi.
April 12, 2016
I would easily be willing to pay more for Prime if I got to pick the parcel service.
April 08, 2016
Watch this on a smartphone. vimeo.com/161487817 (Well, iPhone would be best.)
This is so clever. vimeo.com/162039610
That new BABYMETAL album is actually very good. And here they are, performing their Gimme Chocolate on Colbert: youtube.com/watch?v=rZApf9âŠ
April 06, 2016
Hm, why is it such a nice calm morning? Oh, my mail client crashed before it could load any email.
April 05, 2016
It might be strange, but I rather pay âŹ60+ every year for an update than sign up for a âŹ50 subscription service.
I tried to sign up for that TextExpander service from @SmileSoftware (GODAMNIT) and now I got an email with âOffersâ
Goddamnit. smilesoftware.com/press/entry/smâŠ
My bot is better at Twitter than most people. twitter.com/botminik/statuâŠ
Log in to Medium and recommend this is satire.
April 01, 2016
March 31, 2016
Sonos decided to play Nickelback and their app keeps crashing on my phone. Day ruined by IoT.
March 30, 2016
âYou are too fast, please take a restâŠâ
March 29, 2016
Iâm always a bit worried when @twitter announces changes to their service. This one I actually really like. twitter.com/twitter/statusâŠ
Starting today, anyone can make Tweets with images accessible to the visually impaired: blog.twitter.com/2016/accessibl⊠https://t.co/bmCuMVWJrR
Ugh. đ
March 28, 2016
Thanks?
Iâm still not done laughing. yourshot.nationalgeographic.com/photos/2737360/