Dominik Schwind

Curly fries! #fb

No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine ♫ http://blip.fm/~givq9

What to drink? Water? Coffee? Mate?

It's scary, but @paavei might be right.

RT @johlcat: OH HAI CURRYWURST...

Did they accidentally put the ad reel from this afternoon? #pro7

First of all, you're not gonna meet any women if you're wearing a digital watch.

Oh, yeah, I mean, uh, why chew on one chicken wing when you can eat from the whole bucket?

Uh, what? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZN1puUwH0c&NR=1

Watching @evghenie while he discovers xkcd. "Is that somehow related to twitter?"

The bartender never gets killed.

Thank god for headphones. Listening to @pearlogs sing is a lot nicer than to listen to @evghenie @mrc and @kinggeorge11 discuss.

Trying very hard to lower the "Superheit" of my tweets.

"In case you haven't received your government-issued telegraph informing you of the news yet, Hayden Panettiere has bangs now."

Using Tex Avery cartoons to explain stuff is completely underrated.

tl;dr: http://bit.ly/sHVfG

RT @johl: Deutsche Welle on the comeback of knitting in Germany (in English) — @kneipenstricken gets mentioned! http://bit.ly/3yj2rU

(eher im gegenteil, lol)

WAH, someone is wrong on the internet!

And that's why we can't have nice things.