Dominik Schwind

"I am told there is a petition to save his job and of course I would sign it," Kerr told reporters on Thursday. http://bit.ly/a0ZjQW

Visit from @daputz http://newti.de/i/e

At work - @knoedeldealer waving http://newti.de/i/d

Uh, they now have MongoDB on dreamhost - I guess it's time to play around with that.

I wonder when the next @lulzkaffee will be.

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome... http://bit.ly/b3SDwq

I just became the mayor of Edeka Godorf on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bk9UdC

"Die N.E.R.D.S. Bald will er zu ihnen gehören, doch werden sie ihn aufnehmen?"

Traffic jams are so much better with coffee http://newti.de/i/c

Still not sure what to do with the "We like porn" sticker that @jmtosses gave to me.

The FB meme basically destroyed urbandictionary.com

You do that, you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord.

Having a beer, not giving a fuck. http://dailybooth.com/u/1qs42

Haha, the new Virgin Racing car has a tramp stamp print on it's front wing: http://bit.ly/9lns3o #f1

Somehow I don't get comment emails from @disqus anymore.

What would you do if you had the power of a Jedi? http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20090624

Sweet lemonade, uuuh, sweet lemonade.

"Genieß das mal - es wird hier auch enden."

Okay, I like her, too. #usfo

"As soon as I saw this, I knew there would be 6 more weeks of shit." http://bit.ly/aCC2Pe