Dominik Schwind

McMonday. http://newti.de/i/t

I just looked into my Google search history. Turns out, I basically google places and people. Hardly anything else.

Cumulative trapezoidal numerical integration: http://lfurls.com/bf3lax

"my dad calls me the load that should have been swallowed"

You're so wise. Like a miniature buddha covered in hair.

Best song title ever. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ovpgo

Tomatoes! #fb

Interestingly contrasting reports from #rpc - @jmtosses was bored, @cynx loved it.

Bringing sexy back. http://lfurls.com/cQcjMa

Well then - time to roll out the secret weapon.

Done something that I should have done a while ago.

The fight between "clean up my apartment" and "sit in the sun" is over. Guess which contender won? #fb

"Did she invite me to that group because she wants my input or because she spammed all of her friend?" It's always the second option.

Bad boy, Timmy.

My butt seems to have more sense than the rest of me and is taking a nap. It's pretty inconvenient when only parts of the body are sleeping.

Underaged drunk idiots in Ralph Lauren sweaters? Yeah, I reached Düsseldorf.

Meanwhile what happened to Natasha? She's still sitting behind me, but she's done calling her friends. #fb

zombies #bochum

What's the purpose of Hamm, Westfalen?

Oh, apparently we were supposed to get a new train driving person - but he just didn't show up. Fun. #fb