Dominik Schwind

The dude - with the biggest johnson: http://lfurls.com/b5Fd7u

I just ousted @bootmobil as the mayor of McCafe Nievenheim on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/a8Nceg

Hihihi.

FYI: May is Zombie Awareness Month: http://lfurls.com/aWGDRx

Oh, new FB virus: "F.B. HD Video Player"

Had to drink a beer while skyping with @icedsoul and @jmtosses - managed to stop the conversation by mentioning 2girls1cup.

"dumpling party"

Oh well.

Is there something like MagCloud http://lfurls.com/bP4n9f over here for Europe/Germany?

Pondering my walking-through-the-rain-to-starbucks options.

The fact that there is no orange juice in my fridge makes me surprisingly grumpy. #fb

Oh no. http://lfurls.com/dzT1NK "All-Star Anti-Piracy PSA"

It's important that everything is "in proper" - who'd have thought.

"did anyone else think this video was awesome until he put up a hotmail account? hello 1997" http://lfurls.com/cZwdCB

Ten missed calls, text message "please call me back, urgent!" - so I did. "Oh, it's nothing, just wanted to hear how you're doing." wtf.

Wasn't it supposed to be cold and rainy today? It's sunny! How am I supposed to be motivated to do anything besides sitting outside now? #fb

O HAI Twitter for Android http://lfurls.com/appuRi

Just registered on @plancast - pretty annoyed that "dominik" was taken as username already. *shakes fist*

"Now that business is over... we party... " - "Bitches, come!"

"At least he didn't use Comic Sans" http://lfurls.com/aEqued