Dominik Schwind

Thanks to @jmtosses to tell me that @mikelegray is on twitter, too.

"If they won’t rise up and smite your enemies when you ask them to, are they really 'followers'?"

While running up and down the hallway without pants, I found that some people didn't go to that meeting. Urgs.

Everybody is gone, I can finally take off my pants in the office! Woohoo!

@tobiaszielke tweetie2

I just love the distributed nature of the internet. #denicalypse

I think I'd join "Pork'd"… http://lfurls.com/aAjFHY

Now this is a mode of transportation I can get behind: http://lfurls.com/d0TANo

I hereby apologize for my last tweet.

Llama, llama, duck.

Save the Nation, have fun, too! http://lfurls.com/drh3mG

"I'm a purist when it comes to Helvetica. And I just felt sick when I realized that I was typing in Arial."

Yay, headache!

Hello Mr camomile tea, I forgot how little I like your taste.

As it turns out, "good until end of April" doesn't always mean "can be eaten mid-May" #kzh

"So, Dominik, what did you do tonight?" - "I flooded my apartment."

They see me trollin' they hatin' http://lfurls.com/9ncfk2

Spielplatz in Köln erhält von mir ★★★★☆ (4/5) http://plaz.es/2z #plazaa

Okay, this trololo-mashup is pretty much the awesomest thing ever: http://lfurls.com/bkYvZV

Uh, what? http://lfurls.com/b5q2Br