Notes / Twitter Archive • Dominik Schwind

November 22, 2016

You've heard it here first.

Parody? Branded Content? Serious? I can’t really tell anymore. m.youtube.com/watch?v=VVth_C…

“I can’t watch TV because my phone needs to update my lightbulbs.” Living in the future is fun.

In Reply to Eva0817:

@thegrandtour @AmazonUK Thanks for the air freshener! Really does smell like nothing else! #grandtour #cantwait https://t.co/lziFhPQfdl

It doesn't look like anything to me.

Where have I heard this before twitter.com/business/statu…

Using my Monday evening in the most productive way I can think of: watching Bee Gees videos on Youtube.

Maturity level in a slack chat: amusement that a German word for worrying sounds a lot like a not very elegant English word for fucking.

With this kind of hockey stick growth, I expect the download numbers for my Christmas-themed plugin to be in the millions by June.

There’s really not much I want to watch less.

Someone subscribed my email to the newsletter of a shaman healing retreat. Maybe deep transformation and spiritual growth are a good idea?

“Here’s your dongle.”

“I understood perfectly well, I just decided to completely ignore it.” Well done, buddy.

Dick is a good app and i is a good app and i that is very good app and i is very good app and i is very good app. twitter.com/swapoutsus/sta…

quote this with "dick" and just keep hitting the first suggested word until u run out of characters

Ugh. 😖

Every time I use WeChat I get sad.

I can’t stop being amazed that if you buy a new iPhone and a new MBP neither of them comes with the proper cable to connect them.

In Reply to fab1An:

@marcoarment these replies saying gold and pink aren't pro colors are a bit troubling

I’m not actually sure I can get myself to order one of these. My MBP is sometimes slow and annoying, but not 3k€ update slow and annoying.

What are the color options? Gold? Rosé? 😞