Dominik Schwind

Hm.

Woohoo, four-day-weekend!

Good thing about working on projects alone: I get to be sarcastic in my ticket descriptions. Bad thing: I have to work on them on my own.

Why is everybody so tired today?

Verpixeltes Haus auf Google Street View: http://lfurls.com/d3xo9v (Symbolbild)

Oh, das ist was für den @rockyour: http://lfurls.com/bakBDr /schon wieder via @codepo8

Plan for next week: annoy the operations guys with a new idea re: deployment strategies.

It makes competitive figure skating costumes look understated and minimalist: http://lfurls.com/bNQCaj /via @codepo8

This is how I get ready for the day every morning: http://lfurls.com/944cBE [NSFW]

"Places is only available in the United States right now."

"Fern Gully porno dream world"

First conversation with someone and already the words "vino" "orgy" "goat" and "pee" are being used. Stay classy, world.

"If you watch Pretty Woman backwards its about Richard Gere transforming Julia Roberts into a hooker." http://lfurls.com/ckhTTU

Pondering my Mongolian @fieldnotesbrand options. Hesitating, as my Country Fair shipping still didn't arrive…

Uh, hello, blue sky. Where do you come from, all of a sudden?

Post-lunch-fatigue was surprisingly short today.

Me: "Do you need a drink?" @poolie : "I'm on my way to get one."

Uh, sorry. That wasn't supposed to come from this account.

Oh look: Everything zero http://lfurls.com/ck6vKc

"orkutificação" http://lfurls.com/brZHuz