Dominik Schwind

Amusing myself by writing a bullshit-bingo marketing-lingo text. I might be in the wrong profession.

Ooooh, clever. Plan is to drive to my family tomorrow right after work, so I need to pack now. Most of my clothes were in the laundry today…

Not one of my brightest moments just now.

While it's kinda cute how my whole family gets all excited about me visiting them, it's also slightly annoying.

If there'd be one twitter account to follow, I'd pick @tweetsofold

Classy video is classy: http://lfurls.com/9G1ULJ /via @payforglory

Oh look: Sociocultural Ignorance http://lfurls.com/9k9dSq

My day so far: I flooded the bathroom, can't find my purse and I'm so late for work that I'm not even going to mention it.

Apparently they now teach robots to lie: http://lfurls.com/cEMuNo

Today after coming home from work, I told myself I'd sleep early tonight. Bummer, am still online.

That's… http://lfurls.com/cUTytf

John Cleese in Entourage s07e10 - I am very amused.

Hrm. #s03e12

"My armadillo Felix is good."

Feeling a lot better now. #chocolate #trueblood #s03e12

Told the pretty cashier girl about the International Day of Chocolate. She managed to be completely unimpressed.

Managing to be supremely grumpy even though everything went better than expected.

Classy, to slurp fruit salad water right from the tin…

I'll just leave this here… http://lfurls.com/aEykEh

Best company logo, ever: http://lfurls.com/cvLxZ7