Dominik Schwind

Oh god, I really really need some sleep. #zombification

"how and where do I find my thumb drive. Ive heard it exists and it contains search history is that true?" Sometimes vark.com is comedy.

Hihihihi.

"I thought he had some mad skills until he totally missed the guy on the Segway. Even I could have hit that!"

"Der neue Film von Jacques Bubu."

Can't brain today.

I should not even have downloaded Minecraft.

This sounds interesting: http://lfurls.com/adPsN2 (Yes, a romantic comedy. WTF.)

"Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave…"

I hate the internet for giving me easy access to many many pictures of many many nice places I'd love to go and can't right now.

"The math would suggest that in a few I'm a clown made of candy. But I don't dance."

The Fuji FinePix X100, the first camera exclusively built for hipsters.

Holymoly, it's cold in here. #fb

Could someone please entertain @jmtosses so that he stops sending me porn? Thanks.

Fun stuff: asking young parents in the middle of a discussion about online porn if they allow their children to use the internet unattended.

"Man gets spare rib stuck in anus" http://lfurls.com/abeTv3

"Dichtes Gedränge" sieht anders aus, oder? http://lfurls.com/bETTsg

I'm not a good enough actor to fake enthusiasm for this Monday morning.

"Piracy will win in the long run. It has to. The alternative is too scary." http://lfurls.com/afpJkS

I'm in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany