Dominik Schwind

I'm sure that only happens in Minecraft: A cow fell past me to it's demise. A watching chicken was so surprised that it dropped an egg.

"I've had it with your chicken-based shenanigans!"

Blow-up? @ Hofgarten http://instagr.am/p/i0R/

"You know Miracles? Let me tell you, if Alanis Morissette had done that fucking song everyone would have called it fucking genius."

Can we pretend… that I saw all the silly image macros before I heard that song for the first time.

Will I get to write a @techcrunch guest post, too, when I marry a farmer and learn how to raise pigs?

"[…] is getting 3% of your love"

Sneezing.

It's sunny days like these.

(That's what she said.)

"Und zufällig mir halt auf den Kopf. Das muss man sich erarbeiten."

Fun fact. The shoes I've ordered today are apparently "vegan" - I wonder if they'll grimace when I eat meat.

WTF is that on Pro7?!

Dear Google latitude - how are 2 days "stale"? Also… "stale friends"? Really? http://drp.ly/ATBT

"Tech reporters are, after all, reporters. Just a little more intelligent than monkeys but less than dolphins."

Oh please, don't let it suck. http://lfurls.com/bbbOwi But I just know it will…

Die Antwoord before they were Die Antwoord - MaxNormal.TV http://lfurls.com/95kW6R

OMG WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT http://lfurls.com/aRBl93 Eh, sorry. It's very cute, though.

It's still really dark in here. Fighting my urge to stick a torch to the wall.

Okay, Hawaii Five-0 is crap. Why do I still watch it?