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Dominik Schwind

October 30, 2010

Publicly announcing that one is as beautiful as the day is long might work better in spring, actually.

Fun fact: women don't like it when you tell them their identical twin starts to look old.

"I'm taking a seminar in multiple personality disorder and it takes forever to fill out the name tags."

"If SNL were to do a digital short mocking German Goth electro pop, it would look and sound a lot like this" http://lfurls.com/9ORF8L

October 29, 2010

The effect of me leaving the house an hour earlier than usual isn't that I reach work an hour earlier. My commute is just getting longer.

October 28, 2010

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're callin' again.