Dominik Schwind

Why do I watch this crap? #ema

Früher war ja alles besser. #ema

Don Draper vs Samwell http://lfurls.com/bcScTe What? What?

Thanks #rtl for the commercial break. I got tired of watching exciting #f1 duels.

Wow, #rtl makes me root for everybody EXCEPT the German drivers. #f1

Sudden drop in mood FTL.

Fail of the day: didn't end the phone call before my mum started talking about her job. #schnitzel #ohr

Me: Something is broken! Dreamhost: We fixed it! Reality: It's gotten worse.

What I got: a whole bunch of groceries. What I don't have: a whole bunch of motivation to turn them into something tasty.

From what I just saw outside, the alien invasion is already in full progress. Now where are the MiB?

I guess who just made Rookie of the Year. #f1

It's pitch dark outside. And I still need to do my grocery shopping.

Coffee, cake and "Death Troopers" #saturday

World of Warcraft: Cataclysm vs. Bejeweled 3: http://lfurls.com/9ghRoO

"Rational points have no place in this argument."

Stupid computer. If you like checksums so much, why don't you *marry* them?!

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My brain is imploding.

"Finally, do not order a man to a German class on the pirate ship, it is absolutely boundless sea of bitterness ... "

I mean… seriously? http://lfurls.com/dtcenK