I just saw the sentence “I didn’t have much money then, so I sold my pink Hummer.” and I think I’m done with the internet for today.
February 28, 2017
“I personally don't really care because it's slime but it happens all the time.” vice.com/en_us/article/…
Who are these people? metafilter.com/165335/Shower-…
Well, that’s not super hard. A kiwi fruit in a bowl is more radical than me. qz.com/920367/alphabe…
February 23, 2017
I like the fact that they found a new planet system and decided to name it after a type of beer.
(lol)
February 22, 2017
“Are you Dominik? I recognize your beard from the internet!”
February 21, 2017
💡📺🎙🕰🌡📻📷 twitter.com/skahlert/statu…
Things that I had to install software updates for just this year: 📱☎️🚘📺🎮⌚️💻
February 19, 2017
Same. twitter.com/danielpunkass/…
Me? You can put Windows on the Rolls Royce of PCs and I'll choose macOS on a Yugo.
February 17, 2017
🐙
February 16, 2017
This is very good. twitter.com/rachelysanders…
do read @jacobtwop’s v smart take on what PewDiePie should really make us worry about buzzfeed.com/jacobclifton/p… ty @screenertv for lending him
I get grumpy every time. twitter.com/AlexCox/status…
Why do you have to remind me? https://t.co/SlQU05gFbK
“kthxbye is the pinnacle of English's advancement, shortening All correct, Thank you, God be with you. into seven lowercase letters.”
Another coffee. Still so tired. Now my stomach aches as well. This is going exactly how I imagined it to go.
February 15, 2017
Midnight ebaying is never a good idea.
There’s not many things I wanted more than this set. twitter.com/LegoSpaceBot/s…
6990-1: Monorail Transport System, 1987 #LEGO https://t.co/yat5clsZ2e
I’d be okay with a nap now. Maybe for three weeks, give or take.
February 14, 2017
I’m pretty sure Refind is an interesting bookmarking service. If only I could figure out how to add bookmarks to it.
Dear “study” suck my balls I like looking at selfies. petapixel.com/2017/02/10/stu…
February 13, 2017
“There's no reliable way to prevent a cockroach from crawling into your skull while you sleep, so good luck sleeping ever again.”