Dominik Schwind

I reach work obscenely early when the people of Cologne nurse their carnival hang-over instead of blocking my way.

I guess it's time to put the Mandarin learning CD back into the car stereo. 我 叫 Dominik 我是一个白痴 #fb

What. WHAT. WHAT! http://lfurls.com/byEO1B

Oh look: Construction Begins on America's First Commercial Spaceship Factory http://lfurls.com/chNNCt

"The Fifth Element is just Die Hard 99, where McClane progresses from saving buildings to saving the universe." http://lfurls.com/a2CKok

Hah: http://lfurls.com/9nxCvs But, uh.

Wow, the Contax T3 - if available - is bloody expensive. Not that I'm looking.

Just passed a car with a Reddit alien decal. #fb

"Sleep eludes me." - "Maybe sleep hat met you before."

Hmpf. @payforglory just made me feel old. And she was using SCIENCE to do so.

"Not now. You're interfering with male bonding."

Is it illegal to masturbate in the car? I'm asking for a friend who is bored in a traffic jam.

Saw both waffles and carrots today. Being the only person in the room to find this amusing… meh.

Eerie: I've been clicking through http://lfurls.com/9RrtHE and the first five locations were places where I've been before.

Remember? #technohonk ♫ http://blip.fm/~yf3cr

"This video contains content from WMG and Sony Music Entertainment." BOTH of them?!

"He is wanted for at least 8 charges of indecency with a non-human species."

Frau Köppe so: FFFFFUUUUUU #lulz

Guess who doesn't have the Instant Preview…

"Capable of operating from unpaved and gravel airfields." F'yeah.