Dominik Schwind

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That's what the maiden proclaimed.

I got an Aardvark question about "fedora" - I was hoping my hat expertise was needed, instead it was some stupid computer-related thing.

Sigh.

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" - "How many?" - "The fish."

Had awesome Adana kebabı - now some espresso and reading. Life's good.

Pondering my dinner options.

Yawning.

Well, now that it's thoroughly established that I am up way too early and can't really sleep anymore, what's next?

Could someone please explain to me why I'm awake at this time of day? Seriously. WTF.

I have seen the word "desperate" misspelled every way you can imagine. http://lfurls.com/aaocFc

Stalkity-stalk-stalk-stalk.

"They fight at first, but later reconcile and enjoy poorly drawn pizza together."

"How could I have been so wrong?" - "A lifetime of practice."

"Als besonderen Service für unsere Mieter stellen wir den in ihrem Namen gestellten Antrag bei der Datenkrake Google nicht in Rechnung."

"On a scale from 1 to 10 - me being a 12, of course - how would you rate him?"

Surprisingly I can do the whole Time Warp without the neighbors trying to tell me to stop.

Well you got caught with a flat. Well how 'bout that. Well babies don't you panic…

So, yeah, a friend of mine DID get an utilikilt for his next trip by air.