Dominik Schwind

Sharpening my pencil. Once again: not a euphemism.

I'm quite excited I bought a pencil sharpener today. And no, that's not an euphemism for fleshlight.

I'm in some weird paralell universe where people know how to drive even though the streets are slippery as hell. And pigs fly!

I'm making a note here. HUGE SUCCESS. http://lfurls.com/g49iAl

Denn es geht um alles oder nichts: http://lfurls.com/g7iTtN

Wrote an angry email to Amazon. Very unhappy that they use Hermes these days to send out their stuff, especially for Prime customers.

So, our office kitchen has a sign "No Durian" - which for the first time ever makes me want to bring durian to work. Where could I get some?

Thing I should not be at this time of day: awake.

I have seen enough. No, wait. I have seen too much.

Wait for the punchline http://lfurls.com/fp6JYY

Well, duh: http://lfurls.com/gBlzQQ

Hm.

"I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."

I like to pretend that Bill Murray's characters in Groundhog Day and Lost in Translation are the same person.

So far today I consumed: two espresso and one toffee nut latte. I should eat something.

Doing what every sane person in my position would do: having some coffee.

"I see you shiver with antici... pation!"

"Rocky Horror Picture Show" soundtrack review: "I did not know about this until Glee, nice music." I weep for humanity.

A little bird just told me that there will be "Pirates of the Caribbean" Lego sets next year.

Give 'em back! http://lfurls.com/e0hf0i /via @coffeeisgreen