Dominik Schwind

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Inherit Chinese Contextuzal Culture http://flic.kr/p/96q9By

Well, happy New Year to all of you. We have jetpacks here in 2011!

HOLY FUCK I've been trying to open a bloody blister pack without any tools for almost 2 hours now!

Gebratener Taubendarm: check. #fb

"You look like the happy buddha, can I rub your belly for good luck?"

That's what she said, part 2 http://instagr.am/p/ynW4/

It's huge. (That's what she said.) http://instagr.am/p/ynCr/

So, even after managing to find a Chinese entertainment show in English, I have to say I still don't get it. #fb

I'm in Shanghai, China

I'm at Holiday Inn Express Shanghai Jinqiao Central (1359 Jinqiao Rd, Shanghai) http://4sq.com/gIvqKv

is now departing XMN on China Eastern Airlines. Powered by Lufthansa - https://myskystatus.com

I'm in Dianqian, China

Forgot to take off my belt, had pretty police woman fondle me. http://4sq.com/grLDjk

Well, #newtwitter is really not made for slow connections. Or, uh, VPNs.

I'm in Xiamen, China

After two nights on that island, we're now in the city of Xiamen, which is not that bad, either.

That awkward moment when you find out the hotel bathroom is transparent.

Yes, I did manage to not buy a power adapter, yet. Am on Gulangyu Island, which is rather pretty.

And the location is pretty off, too.