Dominik Schwind

In hindsight, squeezing a whole lemon into a 75ml cup of tea might have been overkill.

Completely exhausted from my short walk to the supermarket. Seems like I'm still sicker than I thought I was. #fb

Crap… if it wouldn't rain that much, I'd go get a lemon or two.

I do not appreciate the fact that the MySQL documentation search has "Oracle Enterprise Search" in it's title.

I do copy-edit my tweets and IM messages. Which is why I am very embarrassed by mistakes even if nobody besides me notices them.

That awkward moment, when someone who is not online that often, tells you about something cool he saw on tv. And it was really cool in 2005.

When I grow up, I want to be a character in a sitcom.

Just saw a slightly disturbing "tag" on Facebook. I don't know even know anymore.

And this is how a clean, well-designed website looks like in China: http://www.51job.com/

Proof-reading a friend's CV… "aggressive, proactive" and "easy to work with" - usually mutually exclusive, but she might just pull it off…

Apparently I have always pronounced Drupal wrong - as @zeldman pronounces it my way and gets hate-tweets.

Rahmen Emanuel http://bit.ly/fkZfRi

Chapter two: "Why women may not respect you."

First chapter: "How to be more exciting."

Not too sure how I should handle the fact that a female friend of mine just sent me a pdf "100 Dating Tips"

"At least he died doing what he loved - blogging on the Huffington Post."

"You know what they say about coincidences - they need a lot of careful planning."

Just as I started to get better, I saw the latest FB post by @dreamseer - and now I might need to hit those pain killers again.

For your sanity: Don't ever do a Google image search for "leech" with "Safe Settings: Off"

"We all have ways of coping. Mine are sex and awesomeness."