"Ah, nothing gives me a warm fuzzy feeling like monetizing relationships." http://bit.ly/dXUunD
February 02, 2011
Please Stop http://lfurls.com/hrxkCQ
Ta-da! http://lfurls.com/dEvG1P
Ned! Ryerson! Needle-nose Ned! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high-school talent show! http://lfurls.com/i8i8BZ Bing!
Thanks, Sally… http://lfurls.com/hZNcLY
February 01, 2011
"Your quiver now has 2 people in it. You should reject them"
Why did nobody tell me that before I went to work?
Today, in case you weren't aware, is now officially known as "Working Naked Day." http://aol.it/iidUkD
I got a notice that I can pick up a parcel at the post office tomorrow morning. I am not expecting anything. Curious.
Ikea Robotics http://lfurls.com/g8rcN8 /via @benhammersley
LostFocus: Readability http://lfurls.com/hiE6P0
January 31, 2011
No-can-do’s-ville, baby doll.
Oh, 1/12th of this year are over. Have you reached 1/12th of your goals for this year? More? Less?
Schnitzel @ Hotel Haus Berger Cologne http://instagr.am/p/BT-r8/
As the other guys are in a meeting I dance around naked in my office. It might be stuff like that why I don't have any friends around here.
Every given morning @ Stau auf der A1 http://instagr.am/p/BTzB2/
Ach ja.
January 30, 2011
"Dispatch with making love. Fuck her." - You Should Date An Illiterate Girl: http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads/
Hihihi.
January 29, 2011
"Can I give you a coffee or an absinthe enema?"