"Let me make you a canoe."
February 14, 2011
"Ordinary Muslim Man" makes me laugh. http://lfurls.com/foKn4v
OMG… last night's Top Gear is really close to my heart. #fb
"Der Versand erfolgt ueber: Hermes." WARUM, AMAZON, WARUM?!
“If you’re in a hurry, you cannot eat hot tofu.”
LostFocus: Seriously? http://lfurls.com/egjHKP
February 13, 2011
Wait… the codename of the smaller iPhone is… N97? http://lfurls.com/eLs4gE
I am *this* close to ordering a Roomba. Any objections?
"Every time she laughs, an angel dies."
"Nokia CEO Elop, who essentially gave Nokia to Microsoft for free, is the 8th largest individual MS shareholder" http://bit.ly/eW7b4V
"Anything is a toy when you play with it."
Apparently "God, I need to throw up!" is not the right answer to "Tomorrow is Valentine's Day! Isn't that romantic!"
LostFocus: Socks http://lfurls.com/f1BtEX
February 12, 2011
And you have failed in everything that comes to mind. ♫ http://blip.fm/~11rdhw
I'm watching Luther S01E01 (via @gomiso) http://miso.io/akgOqp
February 11, 2011
Oh Dear http://bit.ly/g90n57
"Yes, my daughter is Canadian but I will still treat her like a human being."
"The Peter Principle says that people rise to the level of their incompetence." - "But my incompetence knows no bounds!"
"As we speak, users everywhere are judging you."
I hear cake!