Dominik Schwind

"I don't know how he looks like. But I picture him with a moustache."

Look, I am in a little tv, eating: http://nooklee.com/

This Singaporean cab might be the best ever: http://lfurls.com/f75bWW /via @cnngo

Ah, 2011, parallax scrolling is still amusing people.

This car needs a coffee maker.

Och.

Now THAT is my kind of app: http://lfurls.com/hoZ2yb

One Two Whoop Whoop. ♫ http://blip.fm/~122jle

"I used to be a grown-up, once."

Some people don't like to acknowledge their achievements: "Congratulations! You're an idiot!" I wonder why he wasn't happy about that.

OH: @dominik_schwarz: "Kannst Du bitte 'Deep Throat' nicht twittern, sonst muss ich das den Mädchen wieder erklären."

"I drink whiskey while coding. Help me think." http://lfurls.com/dJQb1f Best idea ever.

Well, hello insomnia. #fb

"Every girl named Hannah I ever knew spelled their names backwards." - "Holy crap, I dated a girl named Eve who did the same thing!"

Exceptions: @addieplum and @sillium

Reading through the one-line-twitter-bios of the people I follow. Disappointed by how boring that is.

Yeah, iTunes Genius. The Bloody Beetroots are completely like Bright Eyes, New Order and Shwayze. Why the f… do I even have a Shwayze song?!

"When you have a reputation of answering phones, all they do is ring." John Luther

"Hey, you damn son-of-a-bitch, do you have a Euro for me?" - dear bum, really?

"File under yo for yodel." http://lfurls.com/fgv7dw