Dominik Schwind

Do the Belgian people celebrate carnival or is it a safe place to flee to next weekend?

This was playing at the bakery where I got my breakfast this morning. ♫ http://blip.fm/~12aikd

Musste Constanze Rick googlen. (Danke @curlity und @poolie ) Fand das hier: http://bit.ly/eyYeqd

"You know, you should fuck around more." Certain old friends have simple solutions to actually non-existing problems.

Bali Restaurant in Köln erhält von mir ★★★★☆ (4/5) http://plaz.es/ko

Truism for the ages: http://bit.ly/i2ODYu

TIL that the singer of "The Birthday Massacre" looks a bit like a Goth Tina Fey.

"It is funny how all content farms say they aren't content farms and that their content is 'high quality'." http://bit.ly/hXrix6

Damn, that old man stole my moves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=vR_VhfxAnXU /via @fab1an

I don't know why but "Joker And The Thief" by Wolfmother makes me happy.

"Saudi King to buy Facebook for $150 billion to end the revolt" http://dawnwires.com/politics/saudi-king-to-buy-facebook-to-end-the-revolt/

"Yeah, and monkeys will fly out of my butt."

Turns out, Twitter doesn't like it when I try to call their API 3000 times within a minute.

My mum is already worried about me when looking at my Flickr photos. She'll probably call the ambulance when she finds my twitter stream.

"Most writers that I know are petty, insecure, self-absorbed dicks." Sounds like most people I know. Well, not you guys, of course.

Tried to look up "How To Be A Writer" and the first thing that came up was "Orgasms are Boring"

Are the new readers gone, yet?

I can show them my steak knife and the MSG-laden instant noodles. Probably the closest to the real deal.

They'll ask me where that gun is. And the drugs that I'm probably on.

I just know that at some point the police will be standing in front of my door because of something I wrote here.