âYou are currently part of 3522 audiences from 1262 advertisers.â ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
June 05, 2017
June 04, 2017
I also donât know why I keep these three images in my Safari tabs.
âYouâve got my beeper number?â
âDemnach solle man sich auch auf mögliche positive Folgen der ErderwĂ€rmung konzentrieren.â đ¶
May 31, 2017
Following @awkwafina on Instagram was probably the best decision I made in the last couple of days.
oh hey, itâs me twitter.com/kottke/status/âŠ
Seven helpful tips on how to be miserable kottke.org/17/05/seven-heâŠ
Itâs nice that VoIP makes me feel young again. Having to pause a download to make a call seems very 90s.
May 28, 2017
So that was my full Indy 500 that I watched. Shame about Alonso, but Sato winning is alright, too. Surprisingly good fun to watch.
May 20, 2017
Okay, who of you subscribed me to the âCareer Girl Dailyâ newsletter?
May 19, 2017
Ugh.
May 18, 2017
This is basically how I experience Facebook. twitter.com/askanyone/statâŠ
Almost tweeted something instead of searching for it on twitter and now I know what the moment of my death will feel like.
âNot now, Iâm wearing my hooker wig.â
May 17, 2017
I finally managed to read Crazy Rich Asians and it is rather good. Looking forward to the movie. Emma Stone is going to make a great Rachel.
Another beer or another ice cream?
May 16, 2017
Was die SBB mit ZĂŒgen in der Schweiz macht, hĂ€tte ich ĂŒbrigens auch gern bei der DB in Deutschland. twitter.com/johl/status/86âŠ
Was die SBB mit offenen Daten in der Schweiz macht, hĂ€tte ich ĂŒbrigens auch gern bei der DB in Deutschland.
You said the new sign-in page made you "nervous." Did anyone else feel "nervous?"
May 15, 2017
Das wĂ€re das Ende von đ twitter.com/johl/status/86âŠ
Wodurch klar wird, dass Emoji nicht in Deutschland erfunden wurden: es gibt kein Emoji fĂŒr Spargel.
âI do not grant wishes,â says Salim, tasting the way the words shape themselves in his mouth.
âDie bewusst unauffĂ€llige und durchschnittliche Gestalt steht fĂŒr den bĂŒrgerlichen Zeitgenossen.â