Wondering if http://bit.ly/esncis is worth the 40 US$
April 26, 2011
“I control myself strongly in order not to attract negative attention so I do not make a ridiculous impression.”
April 25, 2011
Good bye, you've cheered me more than it was creepy. — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet
My plan "four days enjoying the nice weather, good company and a lot of relaxing" worked out perfectly. Happy and grateful.
Okay, we have reached the singularity. A computer is now funnier than most sitcoms.
I stopped posting those potential tweets here but that doesn't stop me from sending them to my friends per IM…
(Are the new readers gone, yet?)
I'm just sad. That awkward moment when we expect future selfs to love the hero? I'd say. — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet
The fact that I am *still* refreshing that page and laughing about it tells me everything I need to know about my sleep deficit.
I'd have one more… may I?
And now I'll really stop.
I can't hide from myself. My inability to do the field sex is basically phishing for bikini stuff. — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet
Someone please stop me.
Hehe, no, I'm at tosses.info w/ And this whole summer thing. It so much pollen in my pee doesn't glow in! — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet
Wondering if you're that way. ; Drunk person yelling profanities outside. Construction noises. — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet
You're single. - Future folder is following me up by 42. Is it is perfect, I can't hide from all year. — http://thatcan.be/my/next/tweet
"You've just been ousted as the mayor of Cafe Relax!" Noooooooooooooooooo!
Not too sure what's wrong, but @instapaper neither auto-delivers to my Kindle nor does it safe the articles to my evernote…
No shit, Sherlock http://instagr.am/p/Didbt/
"TIL the creator of the jQuery javascript library and Mozilla employee is a moderator for r/sex" http://bit.ly/hEBwo9