Uh… WHAT? http://bit.ly/jlODlv /via @3rdmartini
May 03, 2011
Of course it had to happen: http://bit.ly/kcNwuk
Oh wow.
Oh, this page is still around: http://bit.ly/9Ab01D
For a short moment I was thinking that vacuum noise was in the music. But noooo…
I was *that* close to reply… #langweilig #interna
One thing doesn't quite belong: http://bit.ly/kKr3bW
Not porn. @ Media Ventures http://instagr.am/p/D0YOq/
I think the new receptionist thinks I ordered porn on amazon.
Desperately trying to think of reasons for not sitting in this room right now. I mean, valid boss-proof reasons. Not just "I don't want to."
Be the dot where two otherwise separate circles form a Venn diagram.
Okay, why does a book like that need to have such an ugly cover? http://amzn.to/mqK69B
Also, referencing 30 Rock might not be working with this audience.
Just pulled a "Smooth Move, Ferguson" on @Dreamseer by mentioning the "asian food persuasion dance."
Thereby destroying its magic, of course.
I am now consciously crafting my tweets so that thatcan.be/my/next/tweet will have funnier results in the future.
LostFocus: #100factsaboutme Part 5 -The Final One http://lfurls.com/msK86I
I refuse to bow to the tyranny of cold weather! and therefore don't wear a sweater or jacket. #freezing /cc @icedsoul
May 02, 2011
"We could do it here for free, or on a stage in Düsseldorf for money." http://nyr.kr/lO7X4w